The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy (via feellng)

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

(Source: witnessprotectionwithwings, via pastacreepy)

denotion:

i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.

(via oknope)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via pastacreepy)

When she loves, she tends to cling.
- Erykah Badu (via kushandwizdom)

(via frickin)

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

(via discomforted)

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: drunkerd, via hate)

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

(via hate)

peachified:

i love the teenage mutant ninja turtles!! leonardo, raphael, donatella and versace!!!

(via hate)